I’m told by people that pay attention to these things that Super Bowl…um “Exliveee?” was on today. I’m also told that Denver was the favourite and they responded to that momentum going in by getting decimated, 44 to 8. And this is the best way to summarize feelings about that.
So I made a mistake when making my top five movies of 2013, a glaring omission that I will rectify here.
4. Iron Man 3
3. The Great Gatsby
1. Spring Breakers
See while Wolf of Wall Street is great the more I think about it the more I realize there were too many holes in the structure of the film to be in my top five, given how I tend to judge movies. Top ten most certainly, but not top five. And conversely the more I think about Walt Disney’s Frozen, based off of Hans Christian Anderson’s The Snow Queen and in production since Walt Disney was alive, the more I realize how great it was.
Going into it I had heard that it was Beauty and the Beast levels of good, something I took with mountainous grains of salt (because Beauty and the Beast was perfect, sublime from start to finish) but damned if it doesn’t come close. It’s good, easily the best Disney musical since Mulan and best animated Disney film since Atlantis: The Lost Empire. The film isn’t without its flaws however. There’s a village of trolls who are just unnecessary and could be cut or replaced with a bog-standard mystic person, some of the songs don’t pack that great of a punch and it feels like we’re missing some somewhere. But all of these are relative minor gripes, though had they been fixed I may have seriously considered calling it Beauty and the Beast levels of excellence.
Oddly enough something that it reminds me of is Spring Breakers and before you roll your eyes at that let me explain. Both of these films drew people in suspecting them to be a lot less then what they actually were, only for the rug to be pulled out from under the feet of spectators and be presented with something revolutionary. Spring Breakers appeared to be a meaningless college road trip movie with a cavalcade of post Disney starlets trying to be “serious” and instead turned out to be a mind blowing critical analysis of the existential emptiness of the Generation Y promised lifestyle. Frozen in advertisements looked to be a generic family comedy with an annoying supporting character getting an unnecessary amount of time and wooden princesses that would translate into a cash cow for the Disney Princess line. What we got however was not only an amazing film, but a much needed evolutionary step in the Disney Animated features.
The film is a love story, but a love story between two sisters. After being born with magical powers, one night Elsa and Anna go play in the ballroom and Elsa end up nearly killing Anna with her powers. From there on in Elsa becomes scared of what she can do and becomes extremely repressed at the behest of her parents. But, because this is a Disney movie the parents end up conveniently dead and Elsa inherits the throne, cutting off contact with the outside world. This leaves Anna all alone and confused that her best friend, her sister, is no longer at her side and she doesn’t know why because the spell to heal her removes all memory of Elsa magic powers. Eventually the castle opens up and Anna falls in love with Prince Han, because this is a Disney movie and qed there is love at first sight. Elsa’s coronation goes badly when Anna asks to get married and Elsa refuses. The emotional turmoil gets to Elsa and her powers go off uncontrollably, covering the entire kingdom in an endless winter. Elsa to runs off and Anna to follow after her with the aid of the character Kristoff, and we watch to find out if Anna can mend the sororal love.
And here’s where I start to go into details about the movie that people may get mad about. Some spoilers ahead.
Frozen is ultimately a coming of age story that is also a love story. When the main narrative of the film starts the two girls are stuck in the same places they were when there parents died, with Anna caught in a naive childhood. Anna is relatively immature and stuck in a fantasy world of true love at first sight. Countless other Disney films have the heroine falling in love at first sight and this film shows us just what such romantic recklessness would cost when it turns out Han only pretended to like Anna so he could take control of the kingdom after eventually offing her. It deconstructs one of the very pillars of Disney films by showing that love at first sight just doesn’t happen and can be reckless. Anna eventually grows out of this childhood state by saving her sister and ending her quest for true love at first sight.
In Elsa case, however, she is forever stuck in puberty. Some people will hate me for “dirtying” a Disney movie but its true. Elsa is afraid of what is going on in her body, so she represses it, cutting herself off from the world and becoming isolated from everyone including her sister. Instead of living with herself she is caught up in the notion of being a good girl that doesn’t show anything personal to anyone. She’s not a human being to the public, she is an archaic idea and the prospect of straying from that oath for fear of what will happen terrifies her. Elsa only begins to feel better about herself when she embraces her body and lets herself be who she is rather than penning up all her powers (all while singing “Let it Go”, the greatest Disney song in years). It shows that accepting and enjoying your body is a perfectly healthy thing to do and that its wrong to deny and hide yourself. It’s not dirty, its not sexualization, it’s not the focus of the movie, it’s just what it is – part of the coming of age narrative. Elsa is a complex character, the kind of heroine I’ve wanted from a Disney film ever since I started looking at films critically.
Frozen works, and is amazing – I’ve barely done it justice. It’s up for two Academy Awards and if there’s any sanity in the world it will win both. It’s not perfect but it’s the closest we’ve gotten in a long time and I advise it to anyone who likes Disney films.
It’s Oscar season which means its the time when I and everyone else makes educated guesses at who deserves golden idols representing the archaic selection process that a few old white men use in Hollywood to determine a “good” movie. Now I must admit my track record on predictions aren’t stellar, mostly because I tend to go on such ideas like “who actually deserves to win” but like everyone else this spells easy topic to talk about so lets get underway.
(n.b. I’m not going to do all, Best Foreign Film, Best Documentary – Feature, Best Documentary – Short Subject, Best Live Action Short Film, Best Animated Short Film, Best Sound Editing, and Best Sound Mixing are outside my interests/anything I have seen so any choice in those would legit be picking something at random.
Also while they’re listed, I will bet my life that The Lone Ranger doesn’t win any award.)
Best Visual Effects:
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Iron Man 3
The Lone Ranger
Star Trek Into Darkness
Iron Man 3, while a great film, did not have any wow moments in terms of visual effects, nor did Desolation of Smaug. Gravity on the other hand was one gigantic “wow” moment, attempting to create a CGI art film merged with a blockbuster. I’m not about to say they pulled that one off but its beautiful and beautiful in the way of CGI art.
Best Film Editing
Dallas Buyers Club
12 Years a Slave
This is an award that, lets be honest, nobody cares about unless you have actually won it. As such I’m giving it to the token artsy film, but this is one time when I will admit that I could very well be wrong because none of these wowed me with their editing except Gravity.
Best Costume Design
The Great Gatsby
The Invisible Woman
12 Years a Slave
I asked my friend who studied flapper culture to see if the portrayal of the roaring 20s was anything like depicted in the movie, minus the omnipresent Jay-Z. And to a bit of my surprise, she said they got it spot on.
Baz Luhrman got something right. Huh.
The opulence and decadence of high class merged with the modern day clubbing scene was pretty much spot on. This may have very well been what the 20s looked like. I have a feeling it will be an American Hustle year, but my hopes is that it goes to the Great Gatsby.
Best Makeup and Hairstyling
Dallas Buyers Club
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
The Lone Ranger
Oh, oh please let it be Bad Grandpa just so we can live in a world where Jackass has won an Academy Award. This has the chance to be Three 6 Mafia winning best song levels of awesome.
Inside Llewyn Davis
I think Prisoners was one of the best films of last year, and for good reason. The film was masterfully paced and made me feel like I was in the movie, a spectator that was forced to watch what was happening on screen and unable to do anything,
Best Production Design
The Great Gatsby
12 Years a Slave
Another shot in the dark. The Great Gatsby for aformentioned reasons, Gravity because its the token art film this year, or American Hustle because I have this feeling its going to be an American Hustle year.
Best Original Song
“Alone, Yet Not Alone” from Alone Yet Not Alone – Bruce Broughton and Dennis Spiegel
“Happy” from Despicable Me 2 – Pharrell Williams
“Let It Go” from Frozen – Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez
“The Moon Song” from Her – Karen Orzolek and Spike Jonze
“Ordinary Love” from Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom – U2
Not only one of the best songs of last year, one of the best Disney songs since the Disney Renaissance. A song that perfectly captures the inner struggle that Elsa has had to deal with by repressing her lifestyle, powers and love between her and her sister.
Best Animated Feature
Despicable Me 2
Ernest & Celestine
The Wind Rises
I am honestly torn between this. As nice as it would be to see Hayao Miyazaki get the recognition he deserves on his final film, The Wind Rises wasn’t the best he’s done. Frozen however was the best Disney film released since the Disney Renaissance, and honestly deserves to be in the Best Picture category.
Best Writing – Adapted Screenplay
12 Years a Slave
The Wolf of Wall Street
While I have yet to read any of these, I’ve heard that 12 Years a Slave is the best adaptation. So lets go with this.
Best Writing – Original Screenplay
American Hustle – Eric Warren Singer and David O. Russell
Blue Jasmine – Woody Allen
Dallas Buyers Club – Craig Borten and Melisa Wallack
Her – Spike Jonze
Nebraska – Bob Nelson
Like I said, I have this feeling that it’s going to be an American Hustle year.
Best Supporting Actress
Sally Hawkins – Blue Jasmine as Ginger
Jennifer Lawrence – American Hustle as Rosalyn Rosenfeld
Lupita Nyong’o – 12 Years a Slave as Patsey
Julia Roberts – August: Osage County as Barbara Weston-Fordham
June Squibb – Nebraska as Kate Grant
The industry loves Jennifer Lawrence for all the right reasons and she was the best part of American Hustle. She stands to break a record by being the youngest actress to get two Academy Awards, and the first actress to win back to back Oscars since Katherine Hepburn in the 70s.
Best Supporting Actor
Barkhad Abdi – Captain Phillips as Abduwali Muse
Bradley Cooper – American Hustle as Agent Richard “Richie” DiMaso
Michael Fassbender – 12 Years a Slave as Edwin Epps
Jonah Hill – The Wolf of Wall Street as Donnie Azoff
Jared Leto – Dallas Buyers Club as Rayon
I sure as hell don’t want to see a world where Jonah Hill or Bradley Cooper have won the best actor. Jared Leto and Michael Fassbender while good actors didn’t deliver their best. Barkhad Adbi however had an amazing turn in Captain Philips.
Amy Adams – American Hustle as Sydney Prosser
Cate Blanchett – Blue Jasmine as Jeanette “Jasmine” Francis
Sandra Bullock – Gravity as Dr. Ryan Stone
Judi Dench – Philomena as Philomena Lee
Meryl Streep – August: Osage County as Violet Weston
While Meryl Streep’s performance was pretty much the standard Oscar pap, I hope they see through that. Granted this years line up wasn’t the best I’ve seen, so I’m going with my American Hustle prediction. Judi Dench is also a strong possibility.
Christian Bale – American Hustle as Irving Rosenfeld
Bruce Dern – Nebraska as Woody Grant
Leonardo DiCaprio – The Wolf of Wall Street as Jordan Belfort
Chiwetel Ejiofor – 12 Years a Slave as Solomon Northup
Matthew McConaughey – Dallas Buyers Club as Ron Woodroof
While I wouldn’t say this was his best role, Leonardo DiCaprio has had an excellent run as of late, portraying rich opulent-types from Django Unchained, to The Great Gatsby and now Wolf of Wall Street. He’s been long overdue for an Oscar so I feel like this is his year.
Alfonso Cuarón – Gravity
Steve McQueen – 12 Years a Slave
Alexander Payne – Nebraska
David O. Russell – American Hustle
Martin Scorsese – The Wolf of Wall Street
I know I’ve been picking American Hustle mostly but I dont think the directing was especially interesting. Steve McQueen did a good job with 12 Years a Slave, largely avoiding making it 2 Hours a Guilt Trip. That and he would be the first African American director to win an Academy Award and they seem as of late to be going for new records and achievements.
Dallas Buyers Club
12 Years a Slave
The Wolf of Wall Street
Like I’ve been saying I just can’t shake the feeling that this will be a American Hustle year. I can’t out my finger on it outside of a vague “It’s Oscar pap”. Captain Philips, Philomena, Nebraska, Her, Dallas Buyers Club just don’t check all the marks on the Oscar clipboard, Gravity was CGI with no meaning, Wolf of Wall Street portrayed debauchery too openly and wasn’t focused enough. 12 Years a Slave is the sort of thing that the Academy loves, but I think it was released to close to Django Unchained to be taken without comparison. All that really leaves is American Hustle.
And now for the fun one.
TV Show: The Big Bang Theory
Oh how the mighty hath fallen. What was once without a doubt one of the funniest and imaginative TV Shows on the air has now turned into a pale parody of itself. The third season seems so long ago, it was certainly the last time the TV Show was ever great. The whole thing came crashing down around season for when the character of Priyaa was introduced and everything got dreadful. In season five there was moments of brilliance shining through and the characters occasionally developed in interesting ways but that isn’t even present anymore. I still watch it but I can’t remember the last time there was ever a moment where I laughed and sincerely meant it.
Video Game: Ride to Hell: Retribution
Somebody once describe this as the video game equivalent of Plan 9 from Outer Space and that is the most apt description I can think of. It is so bad it is great to play, a colossal failure on every conceivable level.
Music: Artpop by Lady Gaga
Usually there’s one or two gems on Lady Gaga’s album amongst her usual line up but really, all of this was just screaming. Nothing interesting, nothing good, just a slew of generic Lady Gaga stuff. It came it went and that was the end of the story. Poker Face and Just Dance defined Lady Gaga, Bad Romance and Monster cemented her legacy, and Born This Way was one of the most progressive pop songs ever released. Artpop and the rest of the album was just….an album.
5. World War Z
4. The Hangover Part 3
2. After Earth
1. The Lone Ranger
Johnny Depp wears a silly hat and tries to pass him off as Native American. In 2013 we couldn’t get a Native American actor to play one of the most iconic Native American roles. Neither of those should have been allowed to happen. The film was a colossal train wreck that spat on the legacy of the Lone Ranger and went into the project thinking it was better than the source material in every way shape and form. This was meant to be the next Pirates of the Caribbean (given the fact Johnny Depp is trying to make the Jack Sparrow lightning strike twice) and instead stood as a shining example of everything that’s wrong with modern adaptations.
Person: Barack Obama
Quick how do you respond to receiving the Nobel Peace Prize. Do you:
A) Continue on with your work, modestly accepting that this does not mean your work is over;
B) Use the prestige that comes along with this to address more issues; or
C) Kill more than a serial killer with flying death machines in countries you’re not even at war with (they’re bombing Yemen now?) and violate human rights with the NSA?
Still better than Romney at any rate though.
Moment: Continued refusal of Living Wages.
I could go with a tragedy but I try to be a humour site. There’s nothing worst than the fact that America denies a living wage to its fast food workers, claiming that this is just a job that you have in high school and that if you’re working there you shouldn’t be having a family because if you are its your fault your poor. it’s not like America was founded on the principal of Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And nothing more headbanging then seeing companies like McDonalds saying that employees should work there full time, get a second job and apply for food stamps as a way to make due. Because you know, all that talking is lowering employee moral and giving McDonalds and Walmart a bad image.
Well that’s it for the worst of 2013. Next time, the “Meh” of 2013. Or my expanding of the top 5 movies, haven’t decided yet.
Because I occasionally pretend to be something of a reviewer I figured it would be best to start 2014 off like all other reviewers and spend the first month of 2014 eyes firmly glued on the past year. Keep in mind this is centered to stuff I have actually watched and while it may be true that Blue is the Warmest Colour, Game of Thrones and Orange is the New Black may be amazing, not having seen them disqualified me from actually commenting on them.
Unlike last year I’ll attempt to streamline all three parts (Top, Bottom and “Meh”) into six categories reflective of stuff I’ve actually paid attention to. That being said; Movie, Video Game, TV Show, Song, Moment, Person, are this years categories. I couldn’t tell you a book that’s come out this year unfortunately as I’ve been working my way through the backlog of books to read I’ve accumulated since University and I don’t think you need me to tell you 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea is good.
Top TV Show of 2014: Doctor Who
Ignoring the debacle of the Time of the Doctor, where the creators decided to shoehorn every single loose thread with the care of a wrecking crew, Doctor Who had a consistent delivery of A+ material this year. From the Eleventh Doctor struggling to deal with the loss of his beloved companions Amy and Rory, to the genuine mystery of Clara Oswald to the shocking reveal and nailbiting cliffhanger in The Name of the Doctor. Every episode was well made, the characters engaging, and showing that after 50 years the show can still be one of the most original programs on Television.
Top Song of 2013: Sweeter than Fiction by Taylor Swift
Pure self indulgence, but I’m allowed one of those on these lists. It certainly was my favourite song of the year. But if this upsets you, I dunno, print this out, cross that out and write Get Lucky by Daft Punk
Top Video Game of 2013: Bioshock Infinite
Before I had actually gotten to any game play this game had me sucked right in. Set in some Coney Island-esque steam punk utopia of Columbia, the world is sublime from the minute you step into it, and that’s a word I can rarely use in video games. It’s good and in someways better than the original Bioshock. Not a lot of ways mind you but some – Columbia is a lot less claustrophobic than Rapture and I can actually make sense of the plot. In Rapture you couldn’t go outside which was a bit of a missed opportunity for a swimming aspect. In Infinite, to can fly around on the Skyhook that seamlessly blends game play and travel, giving you moments of a cross between Prince of Persia and Bioshock. That and it manages to do something that a lot of games fail to do when re-imagining a game, that is wallow in he previous games accomplishments. Infinite takes a tried and true formula and uses it as a jumping off point to explore new and interesting territory.
Top Movie of 2013:
Because I tend to give more attention to film than I do to this other stuff, I actually have a top 5 which I may flesh out into a whole post. Until then:
4. Iron Man 3
3. The Great Gatsby
2. Wolf of Wall Street
1. Spring Breakers
If you had told me that I would call a film with Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens a masterpiece and one of the greatest films of the year I’d have assumed you were joking. But it truly is in every sense of the word a masterpiece, a stunning look at the emptiness in the MTV beach party lifestyle that has been promised to the Generation Y children. Identifying the party lifestyle as a meaningless facade of colours and drugs and the existential emptiness that comes with living this lifestyle, Spring Breakers is what I would call a defining movie of my generation.
Top Person of 2013: Pope Francis I
The Pope took a selfie. Don’t know how to build on that one. I remember some of my misguided University friends bitching and groaning about how Francis would be just another repressive, anti-birth control, anti-homosexual, old guy and you do not know how pleasing it is to see them proven wrong. Okay, okay so he’s not perfect, he does oppose gay marriage amongst other things but he maintains the belief that they deserve to be treated with love and respect and that we have no right to judge them for their actions. I hope that the idiots at the Westborough Baptist Church take him as an example. I hope for a day where I can see universal rights to gay people and while it would be nice to see that all happen to once, I know its going to take time. But Francis is a watershed Pope and I hope that his teachings lead a lot of people on the road to acceptance of others.
Top Moment of 2013: Miley Cyrus
Oh why the hell not?
Everything Miley Cyrus did this year was pure gold, and while I’m not a fan of her in any way shape or form it was always funny to see the media freak out about her, given the fact that this is exactly what she wanted to happen. It’s like 2013 was one long troll to the media by Miley Cyrus, the question of what will she do next always being on their mind. No I don’t think she’s “out of control”, she clearly knows what she’s doing and that’s messing with the minds of the media to make herself a more marketable star. Until she starts passing out from drugs like Britney Spears (at which point I will admit she’s gone to far) but until then it’s hilarious to see just what line she will cross next.
Well thats it for the Top 6 of 2013. Next time, the Worst.
We all change.
From day to day we are not the same person we were before. Experiences and people all change and form us. New friends give us new reasons to be happy, new experiences give us the chance to evolve, new actions open up new horizons for us to conquer. As much as we hate it though the negative too plays its part, disasters and betrayals give us perspective, change us in ways we don’t always wish for but change us all the same. I wonder often what would have happened if I had stayed with my friends from high school and if my high school girlfriend and I had never fallen apart. I wonder what would have happened if I had stuck with my dream of studying history, if the girl I had loved all throughout University had returned my feelings. I wonder what would have happened if the girl I fell in love with the moment I saw her and I had had a storybook ending. All of these are thing I experienced and then lived over and over again in my mind, unable to escape from them because I thought they were bad endings. Forever I thought these had changed me for the worse, but I was wrong. It just changed me, neither for better or for worse it was just change. I thought they had turned me into a different person and that this person was somehow a darker shell of what I used to be. But I would be a different person if all these things that I thought had changed me for the worse had had happy endings, had I had a long and successful relationship with my exs, had I studied something more “useful”than Liberal Arts
We experience these thing they’re over and they all just fade away like breath on a mirror and whats left is the moment where you are the person that your past has shaped you too..
In 10 minutes he’s a coming, the man I will be in 2014. I will not forget one moment of all the things that have changed me and made me who I am at this moment. But soon I will be a different person, armed with the knowledge that the past things Ive experienced aren’t bad things, they were just factors that changed me and that I would have changed regardless.
Both my Dad and I had to go to court recently for unrelated things, Dad had jury duty and I had to testify against a housemate, and we both managed to prove that A) We are without a doubt father and son and B) We’re some sort of mash up of Red Green and Groucho Marx and C) if either of us were ever in court for a serious reason we’d either be arrested for disrupting court proceedings or confuse the judge to the point of letting us go on the grounds of chaos.
“I have found that people involved with the Canadian justice system are, to a man, (or in some cases, to a woman) a dour, mirthless lot. Prospective jurors did not appreciate me referring to the jury selection process as “The Reaping”, nor did they like it when I said: “May the odds be ever in your favour.”"
And just when you thought he had enough fun tempting the definition of “contempt of court.”
Court staff freaked out when I asked if I could sit in the “smoking section” of the courtroom, and got upset when I said (during sign-in) “I was told there would be cookies.”
I guess this explains why I saw the urge to sign my name with an “X” and list my occupation as “Smuggler” when I went to court.
So I haven’t posted anything in a dogs age. I haven’t had the time or the passion to do anything recently. I haven’t seen anything I want to talk about, I don’t need to vent. I don’t know if that will change, cause i still feel the same way.
So understand just how utterly bizarre this is that it snapped me out of this rut.
I was at work, which seems to be the go to location for mind boggling stuff, when I recieved a phone call. thinking with reason it was just to have me do a check on an item I picked up. Instead the customer had called to ask me this:
“How long has fertilizer been around?”
I….what? I don’t, I just don’t….what? Why would you call and ask that? Do you not know what Wikipedia is? Do you know know what Google is? I so want to kn ow what was going on in this persons mind and the thought process that led up to “Hey lets call Home Depot and ask them for the history of crap”.
“Umm…since the dawn of agriculture?” I said timidly wondering if this was supposed to be some kind of joke.
“Oh well if you’re going to be snarky I’ll ask someone else.” *dial tone*
They asked with such conviction, it wasn’t a joke. What possible answer could I give? Ever since something ate something in one end and it came out another end? Ever since Squanto showed the pilgrims that if you plant a fish with your seeds it will fertilize it?
I just…I just don’t understand.
Growing up in the 90s I loved the TV Improv Show, Whose Line is it Anyway. It was part of what inspired me to get into improvisational comedy which I now do. If you have never seen it go and watch some videos on YouTube. Not the revived Whose Line mind you, the older stuff.
So back in the summer I saw that Whose Line is it Anyway was bringing a live show to Hamilton. I immediately bought a front row ticket and gloated about it to my improv friends. It wasn’t something like the Taylor Swift concert where I was counting down the days, it was just kinda there. I respect Greg Proops and Ryan Stiles but its not like they’re my heroes or something, just funny guys I enjoy watching on TV. I left to get there an hour before getting there and promptly there was an accident which delayed traffic. Because of course there is an accident that may make me late for something like this. But while it was annoying to get there with this delay it actually turned out for the best. Stand up comedy almost dictates that you heckle the late comer if the opportunity presents itself.
Greg Proops: Oh I see we have some stranglers, why are you late?
Me: It’s not my fault there was an accident.
Greg Proops: So you drove a car and there was an accident…
Me: No I don’t drive.
Proops: So you rode a bike here…?
Me: I didn’t need a mode of transportation to get here, you just rub a lamp and I appear.
Proops: Ladies and Gentlemen we are in the presence of an all powerful genie…who despite his abilities over time and space is still tardy.
My first of a few laughs that night from the audience.
When playing Film, TV and Theatre Styles:
Jeff Davis: Who goes to University here?
“Puts my hand up” You sir whats your name?
Greg: He’s not a student, he’s a magical genie.
Me: *does the I Dream of Jeanie thing*
Jeff: Alright Zane what do you study?
Me: Theatre and Film!
Greg: Well that explains a lot.
Jeff: Freeze, Zane what’s your favorite play?
Me: The Winters Tale
Jeff: Is that a….?
Greg: It’s a Shakespeare play, he picked the most obscure Shakespeare play. Of course he did. He might as well have said “The Two Noble Kinsmen”.
When playing the Jepoardy game:
Ryan Stilies: I need a place thats really far away
Ryan: Alright your topic is Grimsby…
*Whole audience starts snickering”
Ryan: *realizes he was duped, give me a look” That’s not far away is it?
Okay so most of this doesn’t exactly translate well to written speech but trust me in the moment it was hilarious.
Because this is exactly what my ego needed: the knowledge that I can match wits and hold my own with some of the best improvers in the world.